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Crime Begins With A Carelessly Worn Beret

tales of misery and woe

Created on 2004-06-20 21:42:19 (#3555852), last updated 2007-07-19

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I LIKE KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN KILLING WILD GAME IN THE FORREST BECAUSE MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUE ANIMAL OF ALL TO KILL SOMETHING GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH A GIRL THE BEST PART IS THAE WHEN I DIE I WILL BE REBORN IN PARADICE AND ALL THE I HAVE KILLED WILL BECOME MY SLAVES I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY NAME BECAUSE YOU WILL TRY TO SLOI DOWN OR STOP MY COLLECTING OF SLAVES FOR MY AFTERLIFE EBEORIETEMETHHPITI
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+ev, --aps rips, 2+2, 4th plateau deep spiritual, :o), a web of lies, a.s.h, abdul and cleopatra, adjusting my package, animated gifs, answer me! #4, antiquated idioms, artistic license, ass morning, autoenucleation, being a sensitive artist, being held, being poetic, big silly dogs, big star's blue moon, bin laden weed, bitterness and hate, brevity, british accents, butley, charles crumb's art, copy & paste, cutlery, deadpan humor, defense mechanisms, dogs wearing costumes, dry wit, ego death, ellipses, emoticons, erotic fan fiction, feeling on your booty, femininity, fordcomic, frank henenlotter, freedom club, frost in twilight, german goo girls, girl threads, girls that smell nice, giulietta masina, gloryhood, goon meat, groovy riffs, gurochan, heh, hitting the road, hopeless melancholy, hot sauce, hurrrr, i'm only half joking, ian brady, impossible standards, insomnia, internalizing disorders, internets, interracial incest, ironic interests, italian gesticulations, jean genet, joe spinell's voice, juicy internet drama, jung's archetypes, laser vision ability, learned helplessness, lechery, libertinage, life in jail, lobve stinks, lofty pleasures, lonely hearts, long shadows, lousy excuses, low art, magic dust, maimiidance.gif, marquis de sade, maslow's hierarchy, melodrama, meta-irony, miltonic isolation, misanthropy, misery and woe, mixtapes, my one-track mind, my redemption, my romantic fantasies, no funeral, nocturnal wind, notes from underground, nsa dome, oh word?, oomaharumooma, outlaw poets, partridge family temple, partying alone, paul morrissey, peter handke, pinyin, porngrind, posting in fyad, predator's manifesto, pressing my luck, r&b slow jams, rechargeable batteries, regression and fixation, revealing ugly truths, saying platitudes ironically, second guessing myself, shaking in anger, ship it holla, shredded roses, socks, songs for me, space aliens smoking pot, spelling things wrong, spouting catchphrases, staying up late, surreal aloofness, swing sets, synesthesia, tabbed browsing, table manners, tech noodling, teenage ants, terrorist chic, the crime library, the saturday boy, the so-called counterculture, there be ghosts afoot, thinly veiled contempt, thug love, thugz mansion, tibetan bowls, true crime novels, two 40s, ugly animals, unironic t-shirts, unorthodox prose, victor cayro, warshin my dog, youtube comments, zap comix, zomg, 

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Schools:

Meadowthorpe Elementary School - Lexington, KY
Randolph Macon Academy - Front Royal, VA (1999 - 2002)
University of Virginia - Charlottesville, VA (2002 - 2006)
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